"L" ...the Roman numeral for 50. That's how many poos we've photographed and reported to Luton Borough Council in the eight days from 5 March to 13 March.
It seems a nice round number at which to pause and take stock. I have better things to do than traipse about looking for poo. Ordinarily, just avoiding it takes more effort than I care to expend, to be honest. I'll continue to monitor the poos already reported, and make posts here if and when they are cleared. But apart from that, I'm retiring from the poo patrol business... for now. If things haven't significantly improved by the start of next month, I'll resume activities - for two weeks instead of one. And petition councillors, and local media. I hope it doesn't come to that.
So, let's leave it there for now. Fifty poos. Fifty reports to Luton Borough Council. And 44 of those poos remain, rotting on the footpaths of High Town. Even giving Luton Borough Council the benefit of the doubt, not all of the 6 vanished poos were removed by its cleaners.
Fifty poo reports you're sitting on, Luton Borough Council. The ball is in your court.
Will you do the right thing?
It seems a nice round number at which to pause and take stock. I have better things to do than traipse about looking for poo. Ordinarily, just avoiding it takes more effort than I care to expend, to be honest. I'll continue to monitor the poos already reported, and make posts here if and when they are cleared. But apart from that, I'm retiring from the poo patrol business... for now. If things haven't significantly improved by the start of next month, I'll resume activities - for two weeks instead of one. And petition councillors, and local media. I hope it doesn't come to that.
So, let's leave it there for now. Fifty poos. Fifty reports to Luton Borough Council. And 44 of those poos remain, rotting on the footpaths of High Town. Even giving Luton Borough Council the benefit of the doubt, not all of the 6 vanished poos were removed by its cleaners.
Fifty poo reports you're sitting on, Luton Borough Council. The ball is in your court.
Will you do the right thing?
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